For all of you who are like me and avoid flowery, mushy cards covered in roses and doves, here's a dandy 5-page Valentine's Day card that fulfills all the requirements!
Silly, yet sincere. Clever, yet warm. Tender, yet awesome.
And, really, how can you turn down a Valentine's Day card that references Trekkies and mall food courts?
Plus, it's got some pretty rad illustrations, thanks to moi. You can find it in Target!